Hidden sources of sex

Imagine there's a vacation rental that at first glance looks ordinary, but actually has hidden sources of sex all around. For example, there are candles mounted on the walls seemingly to light up the place in case of a black out, but they're actually colored candles for sexy candle play. In the bath tub, one of the bottles of shampoo is actually a discreet pocket pussy. And the rubber ducky is a vibrator. You would never know that though unless you interacted with these objects. There would be other vibrators scattered around the house disguised as regular house hold items. There would also be nude polaroids hidden inside regular books on a bookshelf. You could find surprising pleasure if you just know where to look.